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New Record: Slosh Report $278.51 Billion

Started by Rogerdodger , Apr 29 2008 10:49 AM

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#1 Rogerdodger

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 10:49 AM

Slosh Report $278.51 Billion today!

Breaking News:

Washington
April 29, 2008
The U.S. Government will immediately begin providing a government nanny to accompany each American from cradle to grave, just in case they trip, fall and skin their knee.
Butt wiping will be included in the free service.
Initial cost is estimated to be minimal. <_<

Edited by Rogerdodger, 29 April 2008 - 11:00 AM.

"Nature's Failure to Function in a 'Predictable Way'... 500 years ago?"
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.

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#2 arbman

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:34 PM

each American

correction: each Politician and incompetent banker.

It will come out of each Americans' tax dollars...

@qckisa on twitter

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#3 redfoliage2

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 01:47 PM

Slosh Report $278.51 Billion today!

Breaking News:

Washington
April 29, 2008
The U.S. Government will immediately begin providing a government nanny to accompany each American from cradle to grave, just in case they trip, fall and skin their knee.
Butt wiping will be included in the free service.
Initial cost is estimated to be minimal.

You meant "a young beautiful government nanny hired from overseas"....... :lol:

Edited by redfoliage2, 29 April 2008 - 01:50 PM.

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