In 2006, Greenspan says don't worry:
But A-ha warns of FLUX trouble:
Then, sure enough Greenspan changes his tune.
Last Sunday Night Headlines:
Monday morning: "Who's next?"
Thursday morning, The Great depression:
Money Markets Drained in panic.
$500 billion in sell orders Thursday!
I was gonna hide my cash under a mattress, but then I couldn't see the mattress!
Bears think: "This will never come back!" But it did.
Iron Cross makes enough money to get married again:
Friday Bailout:
(Iron Cross makes enough money for a divorce!)
NO SHORTS ALLOWED!
Saturday realization:
Government plan explained:
IYB goes to new retirement home.
(IronCross would have visited IYB but he was in jail again.
He violated the restraining order from the Spearmint Rhino. Again.)
How far we've come:
Edited by Rogerdodger, 21 September 2008 - 10:38 AM.
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