Poll: How will the present Bollinger Band "squeeze" resolve itself

I don't claim expertise on Bollinger Bands. I've seen "the squeeze" referenced a number of times on this forum, where the bands contract due to a sideways move. Once the move is resolved directionally and the Bands flare, the price move should be explosive and substantial - at least that's what I understand.

However, I've read about head-fakes where price appears to break in one direction only to reverse, making its true breakout of "the squeeze" in the opposite direction.

So, assuming one believes the above, that leaves 4 possible conclusions:

1) One clean break topside
2) One clean break downtown
3) Head-fake downtown, followed by clean break topside
4) Head-fake topside, followed by clean break downtown

I went with Head-fake topside, followed by clean break downtown Makes sense to me...lots of bullishness right now and everyone thinking we're about to see a rally...a head fake to the topside should lure plenty of ppl in and then...wham...a clean break down We'll likely know next week