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#1 4caster

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Posted 03 June 2023 - 09:47 AM

1. E-Wave - If you figure it out let me know.

2. Fibonacci - An Italian word meaning bald face lie.

3. McSumm - The sum of Big Macs sold around the world. Yes, I know this is really corny, but you're getting this

    stuff for free so don't expect much.

4. Limit Order - {oh yeah, I'm gonna be put on moderation}

5. Market Order - Screw me

6. Day Order - Hurry

7. GTC Order - Good til crushed

8. After Hours Trade - I prefer to be able to sleep at night.

9. Broker - What stockbrokers make their clients.

10. Book - What MM's read to learn how to screw investors/traders.

11. Candles - What you use when you lose power at your house..

12. Gaps - When will those things get closed?

13. Specialist - A person who has a license to steal.

14. Opening Bell - Place your bets.

15. Closing Bell - Thank God it's over

16. Theta - A calculation that shows how much you'll get screwed holding an option to expiration.

17  Long Term Investor - Dead



#2 12SPX

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Posted 03 June 2023 - 09:59 AM

Haha funny and needed as there seems to be a ton of people being incredibly rude on here instead of it just being "traders talk" !  I would add to your list #18, Bull - arrogant people that think they know everything and always become bullish after the fact lol!!