1. E-Wave - If you figure it out let me know.
2. Fibonacci - An Italian word meaning bald face lie.
3. McSumm - The sum of Big Macs sold around the world. Yes, I know this is really corny, but you're getting this
stuff for free so don't expect much.
4. Limit Order - {oh yeah, I'm gonna be put on moderation}
5. Market Order - Screw me
6. Day Order - Hurry
7. GTC Order - Good til crushed
8. After Hours Trade - I prefer to be able to sleep at night.
9. Broker - What stockbrokers make their clients.
10. Book - What MM's read to learn how to screw investors/traders.
11. Candles - What you use when you lose power at your house..
12. Gaps - When will those things get closed?
13. Specialist - A person who has a license to steal.
14. Opening Bell - Place your bets.
15. Closing Bell - Thank God it's over
16. Theta - A calculation that shows how much you'll get screwed holding an option to expiration.
17 Long Term Investor - Dead