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> What I Want in a Man > > > > > > Original List: > > 1. Handsome > > 2. Charming > > 3. Financially successful > > 4. A caring listener > > 5. Witty > > 6. In good shape > > 7. Dresses with style > > 8. Appreciates finer things > > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises > > 10.Is always romantic > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) > > 1. Nice looking > > 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs > > 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner > > 4. Listens more than talks > > 5. Laughs at my jokes > > 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease > > 7. Owns at least one tie > > 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal > > 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries > > 10.Seeks romance at least once a week > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) > > 1. Not too ugly > > 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car > > 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally > > 4. Nods head when I'm talking > > 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes > > 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture > > 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach > > 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids > > 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down > > 10.Shaves most weekends > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) > > 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed > > 2. Doesn't belch, pass gas, or scratch in public > > 3. Doesn't borrow money too often > > 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting > > 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times > > 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends > > 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear > > 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner > > 9. Remembers your name on occasion > > 10.Shaves some weekends > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) > > 1. Doesn't scare small children > > 2. Remembers where bathroom is > > 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep > > 4. Only snores lightly when asleep > > 5. Remembers why he's laughing > > 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself > > 7. Usually wears some clothes > > 8. Likes soft foods > > 9. Remembers where he left his teeth > > 10.Remembers that it's the weekend > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82) > > 1. Breathing > > 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. >

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[maineman]

> What I Want in a Man
> >
> >
> > Original List:
> > 1. Handsome
> > 2. Charming
> > 3. Financially successful
> > 4. A caring listener
> > 5. Witty
> > 6. In good shape
> > 7. Dresses with style
> > 8. Appreciates finer things
> > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
> > 10.Is always romantic
> >
> > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
> > 1. Nice looking
> > 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
> > 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
> > 4. Listens more than talks
> > 5. Laughs at my jokes
> > 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
> > 7. Owns at least one tie
> > 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
> > 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
> > 10.Seeks romance at least once a week
> >
> > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
> > 1. Not too ugly
> > 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
> > 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
> > 4. Nods head when I'm talking
> > 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
> > 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
> > 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
> > 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
> > 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
> > 10.Shaves most weekends
> >
> > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
> > 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
> > 2. Doesn't belch, pass gas, or scratch in public
> > 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
> > 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
> > 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
> > 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
> > 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
> > 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
> > 9. Remembers your name on occasion
> > 10.Shaves some weekends
> >
> > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
> > 1. Doesn't scare small children
> > 2. Remembers where bathroom is
> > 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
> > 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
> > 5. Remembers why he's laughing
> > 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
> > 7. Usually wears some clothes
> > 8. Likes soft foods
> > 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
> > 10.Remembers that it's the weekend
> >
> > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
> > 1. Breathing
> > 2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
>

What a man wants in a woman.
Age 13: Large breasts, sex
Age 23: Large breasts, sex
Age 33: Large breasts, sex
Age 43: Large breasts, sex
Age 53: Large breasts, sex
Age 63: Large breasts, sex
Age 73: Large breasts, sex
Age 83: Large breasts, sex
Age 93: Large breasts, sex
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