New element Discovered On The Periodic
Table
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered
the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element,
Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles
are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;
however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6
years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in
which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange
places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually
increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons
to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion
leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons
reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as
Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many
morons.
New Element Discovered
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