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Hi everyone, how did all the daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?...


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#1 Bob-C

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 09:41 PM

Answer: They had all gone short. :lol:
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Question: What is a broker? The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the first five letters of this word spell Broke.
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Question: What is a penny stock?

Answer: That's what you'll have left after you invest in one.

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The Simpson's invited their new neighbors the Parkers over to dinner. During dinner Mr Simpson asked Mr Parker what he did for a living.
4 year old Billy Parker jumped in and said " Daddy is a fisherman!"
To which Mrs Parker replied" Billy why do say that? Your daddy is a stock broker not a fisherman."
"No Mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says I just caught another fish."

Good luck on all of your trades.

Have a happy and successful trading day on Friday. :)

Bob-C
Disclaimer: None of my posts are meant to be taken as investment advice or trading advice. Do your own due diligence and consult your financial advisor before making any trades or investments.