1. Limit Order - I ain't gonna be no hosee.
2. Market Order - Please MM don't hose me on this trade.
3. Buy Order - I can't quite believe I'm actually doing this trade.
4. Graduate School - A form of incarceration.
5. Harvard B-School - It's pronounced Haaaaaaaavard.
6. Probability Theory - A calculation that shows how much you'll probably lose on the trade.
7. Expiration Day Option Trade - A trade done by those who suffer from a neurological disorder known as Gunslingeriitis.
8. A.I. - That which causes investors who buy A.I. stocks to become artificially insane
9. FED - For Ever Dumb
