I jest, but you have to explain the current momentum with such contrary gems like today's:
"... as caution returned to the market in the wake of the Federal Reserve’s decision to keep monetary policy loose for the immediate future."
What?! Then they turn off the comments with this explanation:
"Our goal is to create a safe and engaging place for users to connect over interests and passions. In order to improve our community experience, we are temporarily suspending article commenting."
Safe for the author maybe?