Because I don't trade news events I'm going to wait and see how the smoke clears after the debt deal vote tonight so here are
some more definitions.
1. Value Investing - Buying low and selling lower.
2. Windows - What investors jumped out of soon after they bought Yahoo at 240/share
3. Yahoo - What investors yelled out when they sold the stock at 240/share
4. Investment Advisor - A person whose phone has been disconnected
5. Stock Analyst - The idiot who just downgraded my stock
6. Stop Order - What is used to help investors/traders get out of a dumb {bleeeep} trade.
7. Sell Order - Please God help me get out of this trade
8. Butterfly Spread - An option spread designed to generate commissions for the broker
9. Naked Option - Options that allow investors/traders to make money while being naked. Is this a great country or what?
10. Crameritis - A neurological disorder inflicted on those who believe what is said on CNBC
11. Margin Call - Don't answer the phone.