Latest Bad Santa Plan
#1
Posted 27 January 2009 - 08:35 PM
#2
Posted 27 January 2009 - 08:44 PM
Edited by Rogerdodger, 27 January 2009 - 08:44 PM.
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#3
Posted 27 January 2009 - 08:51 PM
Makes sense to me... Problem solved.......next!?I had a dead body in the Living room.
So I put it in the den, and that solved everything.
Edited by IYB, 27 January 2009 - 08:54 PM.
#4
Posted 27 January 2009 - 08:53 PM
~Benjamin Franklin~
#5
Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:01 PM
......unless, of course, you used Roger's money to buy the body in the first place.RD...If I bought the dead body from you and put it in my den...you'd be good to go.
#6
Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:11 PM
~Benjamin Franklin~
#7
Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:45 PM
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#8
Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:49 PM
Edited by Rogerdodger, 27 January 2009 - 10:07 PM.
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#9
Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:59 PM
Ah wait......I think I'm getting it now. Roger is running a health clinic and getting paid a fortune to give his patients a robust and happy future- so that they can enjoy the "American Dream" in good health. But he's actually killing 'em off and stacking up the bodies in his living room, causing a bit of a stink and interupting the clinic's ability to function normally. But hey, no problem.....we'll just take the money from Don and his kids and his kids' kids to go fetch these DB's and throw 'em in a "bad clinic" where we don't hafta think about 'em any more. Voila! The clinic will now be clean and healthy and can go on doing it's good work for the community, doling out health and happiness. And while he's at it, Roger can take a l'il of Don's money to tidy up his clinic with $100K rugs and $350K commodes, and maybe a Picasso and a Rembrant here and there, while he's putting the rest into his golden parachute for those autumn years comin' down the pike. Am I getting it yet?But I won't. I'll use all of your (pl) money. Never thought you'd all be in the dead body business...did ya?
No I really hadn't expected to be in the DB biz, but hey--we all gotta pitch in. It's for the common good, right?.........
Edited by IYB, 27 January 2009 - 10:08 PM.
#10
Posted 27 January 2009 - 10:05 PM
These dead guys are still voting!
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.