Edited by calmcookie, 27 January 2007 - 02:29 PM.
Can men be shorted? Sorry, I'm on a roll :-)
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, Jan 27 2007 02:28 PM
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 02:28 PM
What if men could be shorted ... like a stock. One bets on the gradual demise and profits as they continue to tank. Some politicians, CEO's or investment bankers would be good tickers.
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 02:29 PM
What if men could be shorted ... like a stock. One bets on the gradual demise and profits as they continue to tank. Some politicians would be good tickers.
You can, its called 'alimoney'
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 02:34 PM
Is life a 5 wave impulse up or down?
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 02:39 PM
Is life a 5 wave impulse up or down?
I don't know ... but as long as there are some male UP impulses along the way ... I'm happy.
Edited by calmcookie, 27 January 2007 - 02:41 PM.
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 05:23 PM
Is life a 5 wave impulse up or down?
I don't know ... but as long as there are some male UP impulses along the way ... I'm happy.
I see something like 3 peaks in the domed house eh?
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 05:46 PM
I'm not good for as many peaks as I used to be.
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 06:58 PM
Men don't get a "second chance" like iguanas do.
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation."I don't think so. That's all in his head."
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation."I don't think so. That's all in his head."
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 10:39 PM
Mozart should have called his doctor after his erection lasted
more than 4 hours after taking Cialis or Viagra or whatever he took 
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 11:24 PM
.....so it's not a matter of a 5 wave impulse....it's just about waving a penis 5 times?
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:43 AM
You're ALL a hoot ... trust the SEX topic to bring out a few responses.
And Mark - I won't sell you short if you don't fade my long. 
And Teaparty - "waving" won't do the trick.
... trust the SEX topic to bring out a few responses.
And Mark - I won't sell you short if you don't fade my long.
And Teaparty - "waving" won't do the trick.
Edited by calmcookie, 28 January 2007 - 10:44 AM.
