Should I sign this contract?

I need your help. I'm looking at a contract. It is literally hundreds of pages long. The salesman promised that I would have 48 hours to read it. But it wasn't "ready". Now I'm told that I must sign it tomorrow. But the fine print is still being added and it's still not "ready". If I don't sign it, I'm told that very bad things may happen to me. But I'm afraid that if I do blindly sign it, I may be giving away everything I have worked for.

I need your help.
I'm looking at a contract.
It is literally hundreds of pages long.
The salesman promised that I would have 48 hours to read it.
But it wasn't "ready".
Now I'm told that I must sign it tomorrow.
But the fine print is still being added and it's still not "ready".
If I don't sign it, I'm told that very bad things may happen to me.

But I'm afraid that if I do blindly sign it, I may be giving away everything I have worked for.

Lawyer up.

Lawyer up.

All the lawyers are working for the salesman.

Edited by Rogerdodger, 12 February 2009 - 11:45 PM.

I just read part of the contract.
The sales lady will get $30 million for a salt marsh harvest mouse.
The sales man will get undisclosed millions for a train from L.A. to his home in Las Vegas.

But I'll get an extra $13 a week this year and $8 extra next year.





I'm moving to Mexico.
GET UP THE VOTE: MEXICO CITY MAYOR OFFERS VIAGRA TO POOR MEN OVER 60...

MSS. Are you going with me?

Edited by Rogerdodger, 12 February 2009 - 11:45 PM.

I just read part of the contract.
The sales lady will get $30 million for a salt marsh harvest mouse.
The sales man will get undisclosed millions for a train from L.A. to his home in Las Vegas.

But I'll get an extra $13 a week this year and $8 extra next year.





I'm moving to Mexico.
GET UP THE VOTE: MEXICO CITY MAYOR OFFERS VIAGRA TO POOR MEN OVER 60...

MSS. Are you going with me?

Ya forgot to mention that you already gave your right to sign the contract over to some azzholes who also work for the salesmen. You are screwed buddy

Ya forgot to mention that you already gave your right to sign the contract over to some azzholes who also work for the salesmen. You are screwed buddy

I think you are right. I am not even enjoying it.

Maybe I need the free VIAGRA. It seems that they are taking plenty of it.

Edited by Rogerdodger, 13 February 2009 - 12:07 AM.

You are screwed buddy

I am not alone!


Taxpayers may have to cover octuplet mom's costs...

Edited by Rogerdodger, 13 February 2009 - 12:58 AM.

i knew you had a mistress! LOL/ROTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. before you start paying up, i suggest you have an IC paternity check done. i saw her grinning at him.

Edited by humble1, 13 February 2009 - 05:15 AM.

The in vitro clinic should be sued, there is no way 8 implanted ovum or embryos could possibly avoid mortal dangers, potential damage and premature birth. The woman needs to check back into that mental institution...

I'm moving to Mexico.
GET UP THE VOTE: MEXICO CITY MAYOR OFFERS VIAGRA TO POOR MEN OVER 60...

MSS. Are you going with me?

But I'm not poor ~~~~ YET besides I don't like seeing blue all day.