Elon Musk Arrested at Tesla Gigafactory Rave in Berlin
Police have confiscated a massive sound system that Elon claimed, in a stupor, came from Mars. The police were not able to make sense of the statement, and they have given no further comment on whether or not the sound system was in fact made from alien technology. They did confirm, however, that it bumped louder than anything they’d ever heard before.
(April Fools! This entire post is satire in celebration of one of our favorite days on the Internet. Enjoy!)
Is this all an April Fools Joke?
WHERE IS MY PACKAGE?
When it rains it pours.
Today Prime delivered two packages that I ordered last week.
But to the wrong house again.
Amazon Customer service can't fix the problem, but Bezoz wants to take us to the MOON? NO THANKS!
Price of grain is skyrocketing.
And on top of that, the good old Bird Flu is back, Price of chicken and eggs have skyrocketed.
And don't even look at a beef steak.
Or the price of fuel to deliver that steak.
Today's UPS notice:
UPS Service Alerts
Severe weather, natural disasters, and other conditions beyond our control can occasionally delay or disrupt our UPS services. If there is an active service disruption, it will appear below. A gold alert ribbon will also appear at the top of all ups.com pages.
Service Alert due to Situation in East China...
UPS has temporarily suspended imports into East China, including Shanghai.
Service Alert Due to Situation in Ukraine
Massive fire at a Walmart Warehouse:
Then there was the Amazon warehouse in Illinois hit by tornado, killing 6.
I can't wait till the entire internet is hacked while I'm sitting on a trade.
PS: My Prozac order has been delayed... 
April Fools! Don't need them.
(I still have some left over Quaaludes from the 1970's)
Have a great week!
Edited by Rogerdodger, 03 April 2022 - 12:34 PM.
