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[calmcookie]

Headline news ... according to the world's most reliable newspaper - The Onion

MySpace users now find themselves completely alone in the world.


(tip for the day - when backing up an SUV, or car, make SURE there are no small children behind the vehicle)

Happy weekend, C.C.

Edited by calmcookie, 02 June 2007 - 09:43 AM.

[OEXCHAOS]

There's a retrofit "bumper cam" that you can buy for $99 to avoid squashing tots. Consumer Reports just made mention of that recently. Mark

[PorkLoin]

The (IMO) immortal John Hiatt.

Perfectly Good Guitar

Well he threw one down from the top of the stairs
Beautiful women were standing everywhere
They all got wet when he smashed that thing
But off in the dark you could hear somebody sing

Chorus:
Oh it breaks my heart to see those stars
Smashing a perfectly good guitar
I don't know who they think they are
Smashing a perfectly good guitar

It started back in 1963
His momma wouldn't buy him
That new red Harmony
He settled for a Sunburst with a crack
But he's still trying to break his momma's back

Chorus

He loved that guitar just like a girlfriend
But every good thing comes to an end
Now he just sits in his room all day
Whistling every note he used to play

There oughtta be a law with no bail
Smash a guitar and you go to jail
With no chance for early parole
You don't get out till you get some soul

Chorus

Late at night the end of the road
He wishes he still had the old guitar to hold
He'd rock it like a baby in his arms
Never let it come to any harm

Chorus

[calmcookie]

Mr, Porkie Loin ... you have a sentimental side (of bacon)