The Wildest and Wooliest IPO in Recent Memory
Bigfoot Project Investments' major source of revenue is defined as documentaries and specials on DVD and other mediums like video on demand. These will cull Bigfoot hunters' progress and broadcast things like eyewitness accounts and purported evidence of the supposedly gigantic creature with such a huge footprint and yet such woefully poor visibility.
Bigfoot Project Investments' current revenue rate is $2000 -- per year. Nope, that's not a typo. $2K. It discloses an annual cash burn rate of $25,000.
The company reported a net loss of $29,620 in the year ended July 2014.
Johnny Depp may have found the most recent lead on the beast.
Johnny Depp: A chupacabra 'attacked' me
"I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra.' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding," he said.
Several photos were taken during the fight...but they were all blurry.
Maybe Bigfoot IS just blurry!
Edited by Rogerdodger, 31 January 2015 - 01:46 PM.
