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#1 Rogerdodger

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Posted 30 December 2023 - 10:00 AM

I had my oldest ever birthday this week.

This morning, I couldn't get any real time quotes.

I searched everywhere to see if this is a market holiday.

It isn't?

Were my trading sites hacked?

Is the NYSE under attack?

 

So, as a last resort I checked my calendar.

It's Saturday!

 

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#2 Chilidawgz

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Posted 30 December 2023 - 05:24 PM

Raises hand. I am retired, I wake up sometimes and have no idea what day it is.


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#3 Rogerdodger

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Posted 30 December 2023 - 05:53 PM

It's a brave new world out there!

Just found out that somebody that I never met named "Mr. Cooper" loaned me mortgage money decades ago.

He got hacked! Vegas got hacked and my doctor got hacked.

 

Now hackers know my super-secret passwords, "qwerty" and "12345"!

 

So now I have to change everything, including my underwear!

 

Guess Huxley was a prophet!

Brave New World is a searching vision of an unequal, technologically-advanced future where humans are genetically bred, socially indoctrinated, and pharmaceutically anesthetized to passively uphold an authoritarian ruling order–all at the cost of our freedom, full humanity, and perhaps also our souls.

 

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#4 pdx5

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Posted 30 December 2023 - 10:38 PM

When I turned 75, I started to forget to pull up my zipper up after peeing.

Now I in mid-80's I sometimes forget to pull zipper down before peeing.

(joke stolen from Bob Hope)


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#5 Rogerdodger

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Posted 30 December 2023 - 11:37 PM

Now I in mid-80's I sometimes forget to pull zipper down before peeing.

 

Sometimes it's more of a timing issue.



#6 OEXCHAOS

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Posted 31 December 2023 - 11:01 AM

LOL! You guys!


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#7 Rogerdodger

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Posted 31 December 2023 - 04:32 PM

LOL! You guys!

 

We will be here all week.

 

(But I bet you won't buy another ticket...)



#8 12SPX

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Posted 02 January 2024 - 10:33 AM

You guys are funny lol!!