A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," !
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."
The blonde says,
"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
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The Blond & The Rabbit
Started by
mss
, Apr 06 2007 07:57 AM
5 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 06 April 2007 - 07:57 AM
WOMEN & CATS WILL DO AS THEY PLEASE, AND MEN & DOGS SHOULD GET USED TO THE IDEA.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
#2
Posted 06 April 2007 - 08:14 AM
I just love holidays and weekends at TT. Best blond jokes on the web.
Thanks
TM
#3
Posted 06 April 2007 - 08:49 AM
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Hi mss,
Happy Good Friday and Holiday!
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#4
Posted 06 April 2007 - 09:25 AM
My 9 year old grandaughter IS A BLONDE!
She lives her own jokes.
Last weekend, after a spring break weekend floating the Illinois river in Tahlequah, OK., she had 2 pictures left on her disposable camera.
She took the last two pictures and then threw the camera into the trash can.
We asked her why she threw away the camera and she actually said:
"DUH! It's out of pictures."
She lives her own jokes.
Last weekend, after a spring break weekend floating the Illinois river in Tahlequah, OK., she had 2 pictures left on her disposable camera.
She took the last two pictures and then threw the camera into the trash can.
We asked her why she threw away the camera and she actually said:
"DUH! It's out of pictures."
Edited by Rogerdodger, 06 April 2007 - 09:33 AM.
"Nature's Failure to Function in a 'Predictable Way'... 500 years ago?"
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#5
Posted 06 April 2007 - 10:17 AM
that's a pretty river.
So, one sunny spring afternoon, three people walk into a bar together:
A buxom blond
A rabbi
and a pirate
The bartender looks up from his paper and says, "What is this, a JOKE?!?!"
(my wife's favorite joke)
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#6
Posted 07 April 2007 - 12:23 PM
Another TRUE BLONDE story:
A blonde friend of mine has twin blonde grandaughters.
Just turned 19 (both of them!) Both are sharp as a tack. In some ways.
One got engaged and her fiancee was showing her the features of his home.
When he showed her that the house had flood lights in the back yard she responded:
"Do you get that much rain here?"
A blonde friend of mine has twin blonde grandaughters.
Just turned 19 (both of them!) Both are sharp as a tack. In some ways.
One got engaged and her fiancee was showing her the features of his home.
When he showed her that the house had flood lights in the back yard she responded:
"Do you get that much rain here?"
"Nature's Failure to Function in a 'Predictable Way'... 500 years ago?"
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.