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[mss]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (This is bad!) (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....) (You can still delete it) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave." Happy Easter!!! [attachment=5475:attachment]

[TradeMark]

I just love holidays and weekends at TT. Best blond jokes on the web. Thanks TM

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Hi mss,

Happy Good Friday and Holiday!

[Rogerdodger]

My 9 year old grandaughter IS A BLONDE!

She lives her own jokes.

Last weekend, after a spring break weekend floating the Illinois river in Tahlequah, OK., she had 2 pictures left on her disposable camera.
She took the last two pictures and then threw the camera into the trash can.

We asked her why she threw away the camera and she actually said:

"DUH! It's out of pictures."

Edited by Rogerdodger, 06 April 2007 - 09:33 AM.

[OEXCHAOS]

that's a pretty river. So, one sunny spring afternoon, three people walk into a bar together: A buxom blond A rabbi and a pirate The bartender looks up from his paper and says, "What is this, a JOKE?!?!" (my wife's favorite joke) Mark

[Rogerdodger]

Another TRUE BLONDE story:

A blonde friend of mine has twin blonde grandaughters.
Just turned 19 (both of them!) Both are sharp as a tack. In some ways.

One got engaged and her fiancee was showing her the features of his home.
When he showed her that the house had flood lights in the back yard she responded:

"Do you get that much rain here?"