Edited by calmcookie, 26 May 2007 - 01:26 PM.
Rodgers 1,000 + pound pig - Hogzilla poem :-)
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calmcookie
, May 26 2007 01:25 PM
3 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 26 May 2007 - 01:25 PM
Wild About Pigs
Tiny hog, you're in my heart
Love is true, as cherry tart
Bacon bits and grissle too
Pork and ham will sweeten stew
But you're far cuter ... UP and FREE
Green acres, Arnold, pet for me
Cuz when you nuzzle in the corn
It makes me laugh, til sides are torn
But corn is costly, have you seen?
How rising charts of late have been?
So no more corn for Arnold pigs
You'll have to dine on yummy figs
#2
Posted 26 May 2007 - 02:33 PM
Tiny hog, you're in my heart
I ate your ribs and now I...have gas.
"Nature's Failure to Function in a 'Predictable Way'... 500 years ago?"
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#3
Posted 26 May 2007 - 04:54 PM
When I walked the valley shook,
Now mark my name within your book,
Boast of your gun, brag of your knife,
Now you've got me, void of life.
Fifty caliber, big slug of lead,
Nine shots it took to make me dead,
A young man's pride, do take a bow,
It's very, very silent now.
Now mark my name within your book,
Boast of your gun, brag of your knife,
Now you've got me, void of life.
Fifty caliber, big slug of lead,
Nine shots it took to make me dead,
A young man's pride, do take a bow,
It's very, very silent now.
#4
Posted 26 May 2007 - 07:51 PM
Hey, I like your style, Mr. Tender Porky Loin
Edited by calmcookie, 26 May 2007 - 07:52 PM.