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#51
Posted 20 November 2007 - 08:07 PM
#52
Posted 21 November 2007 - 04:31 PM
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
#53
Posted 22 November 2007 - 02:22 PM
Try this one:
There was a gas station in Chattanooga, TN. trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7)."
"Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy Scott, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number.
The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy Scott, "I think that game is rigged. He doesn't give away free sex."
Scott replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#54
Posted 23 November 2007 - 12:38 PM
#55
Posted 23 November 2007 - 12:41 PM
MSS: Verrry Funnny. Ha Ha. I'm so LOL.
Scott replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
and so it has begun....... the battle of the dim-wits
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
#56
Posted 27 November 2007 - 03:04 PM
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
#57
Posted 27 November 2007 - 03:22 PM
Defenders of the status quo are always stronger than reformers seeking change,
UNTIL the status quo self-destructs from its own corruption, and the reformers are free to build on its ashes.
#58
Posted 27 November 2007 - 03:30 PM
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
#59
Posted 27 November 2007 - 10:13 PM
Roger's wife just sent you a digital message. With only one digit.
(Censors cropped it out of photo. Use your imagination.)
And where did you find that picture of our house?
Edited by Rogerdodger, 27 November 2007 - 10:21 PM.
BIGGEST SCIENCE SCANDAL EVER...Official records systematically 'adjusted'.
#60
Posted 28 November 2007 - 11:14 PM